The cat died and went to Heaven ‘What would you like to do?’ he was asked.
‘Well, I'd love a velvet cushion to sit on, and a nice view of a flowing stream’. So he got them.
A short while later a crowd of mice came to heaven, and they were asked what they would like to do. They all said they would like to have skates to get round on.
Later, St. Peter called on the cat to see if he had settled in.
‘Yes thanks’ said the cat, ‘and thanks very much for the Meals on Wheels’.
That’s not quite what I meant!
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I Will Not Pass This Way Again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing: ‘Break Forth Into Joy.’.
The drink was flowing...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, ‘If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.’
With even greater emphasis, he said, ‘And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.’
And then, finally, he said, ‘And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river.’
He sat down.
The choir leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a pleasant smile, ‘For our closing song, let us sing hymn number 365; “Shall We Gather at the River.”’